Chris: Wow. So. I hated that.
Andy: Yeah, i wasn’t sure you’d like it.
C: I don’t understand why half the movie was “get everyone on the flying aircraft carrier so they can all shout at each other”.
A: The whole thing was a bit over-long.
C: And why did Loki allegedly want the Hulk?? That was never explained! It’s like they just completely forgot the entire premise of the 1st half of the movie.
A: It’s definitely a movie you don’t want to look at too closely because you’ll see the glaring plot holes.
C: Plus i didn’t really care about most people. I don’t like the superheroes who are super because of some kind of enhancement. I like the superheroes who are just badass otherwise-normal humans. I liked Coulson.
A: Oh, yeah, everyone likes Coulson. Coulson’s awesome.
C: I liked Hawkeye.
A: Ugh! I don’t like him, but i have lots of baggage from the comics.
C: Fair enough. I guess, to be more accurate, i could watch Hawkeye shooting arrows all day long. And Natasha was great, of course.
A: Of course.
C: But i also really liked Agent Hill. What i would like is all the fic about Agent Hill driving all the cars.
A: [laughs] Okay. Now i’m just thinking about all the people from the comics i’d rather see in a film.
A: I’d rather see Hercules.
C: Ooh, okay, but only if he’s played by Hercules.
A: Played by Herc… Oh! You mean Kevin Sorbo?? Okay, yeah, he could probably pull off a Marvel Hercules.
C: I’d watch another “Avengers” if there were a She-Hulk in it.
A: Definitely needs more She-Hulk.
C: Everything needs more She-Hulk. Yeah. I just really didn’t like this movie. I’m glad we didn’t have to pay to watch it, but i’m sorry we wasted one of our free-rental punches at Scarecrow.
A: But now you have participated in a cultural event.
C: I just hope i still have some friends left after i post about it.