Proof to back up my twitter-bragging about the red phone on my desk at the office:

To prove this is my desk, note: my glasses, my notebook, and 2 zines.  ;)

Also see that i have my red phone appropriately staffed.  Superman’s speech bubble says, “I wish i knew how to quit you, Lex Luthor.”  A now-former colleague had this in his cubicle for ages.  When he left, he passed it onto another coworker.  Recipient coworker finally admitted that the speech bubble made him uncomfortable, so he passed Supes on to me.  Yes, recipient coworker is a homophobic asshole; i’m glad Supes has found a better home with someone who appreciates the epic struggle of his love for Lex.