The older i get, the less patience i have with books (or movies or TV shows) that take awhile to get good. When i was 17 i read straight thru’ Tad Williams’s The Dragonbone Chair in a whirlwind of pages. Fifteen years later i tried to re-read it and couldn’t even get up to page 50. I mentioned this to some Tad fans who said, “Oh, yeah, it doesn’t really get good until 100 pages in.” I weighed the possibility that it wouldn’t get good until 100 pages in against the possibility of setting it aside and reading something that was good on page 2.
I set it aside and haven’t bothered picking it up since. Why waste 100 pages on dreck when i could read 100 pages of something i was enjoying?
This year, as i’ve been super busy keeping up with my certificate program, i’ve found i’m even more pressed for time and am putting books down left and right if they don’t snag me pretty quickly.
The United States of Poetry. This was a PBS special (that’s a somewhat broken website, btw) back in 1995. I really loved it — recorded it on VHS and watched it several times. I’ve been meaning for years to take a look at the book. So i was pretty disappointed when i did to discover that visual elements of each page were such a distraction to the poems that i really couldn’t read and enjoy any of them. After skipping around in the book and giving it the old college try, i gave up and sent the book back to the old college library.
All the Windwracked Stars (Bear, Elizabeth. New York: Tor, 2008.) I picked this up because it was the march selection for book group. I put it down again after the 1st chapter. Please don’t throw 4 brand new species/races/whatevers at me in the 1st 2 pages of the novel (valraven, waelcyrge, einherjar, sdadown). I think this marks my official break-up with epic fantasy.
Lavinia (Le Guin, Ursula. New York: Harcourt, 2008.) Okay, this one actually hurt when i put it down. I mean, it’s Ursula Le Guin. I love Le Guin!! But what i’ve come to realize i don’t love is fiction told in the 1st person. It really needs to grab me — quickly and completely — or else i just can’t stand having this other person in my head.
Right now i’m re-reading Foucault’s Pendulum (Eco, Umberto. New York: Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, 1989.) because it’s the april selection for book group. I read it back in ‘90 when it came out and loved it. This time around i’m finding it a little slow-going because it’s just so dense. I’m giving it a little while longer to see if it’s dense-rich or just dense-impenetrable.