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Andy & Chris watch ‘The Avengers’
chris. | 30 December 2012 | 11:47 pm | (consuming) 2012 | 9 Comments

Chris:  Wow.  So.  I hated that.

Andy:  Yeah, i wasn’t sure you’d like it.

C:  I don’t understand why half the movie was “get everyone on the flying aircraft carrier so they can all shout at each other”.

A:  The whole thing was a bit over-long.

C:  And why did Loki allegedly want the Hulk??  That was never explained!  It’s like they just completely forgot the entire premise of the 1st half of the movie.

A:  It’s definitely a movie you don’t want to look at too closely because you’ll see the glaring plot holes.

C:  Plus i didn’t really care about most people.  I don’t like the superheroes who are super because of some kind of enhancement.  I like the superheroes who are just badass otherwise-normal humans.  I liked Coulson.

A:  Oh, yeah, everyone likes Coulson.  Coulson’s awesome.

C:  I liked Hawkeye.

A:  Ugh!  I don’t like him, but i have lots of baggage from the comics.

C:  Fair enough.  I guess, to be more accurate, i could watch Hawkeye shooting arrows all day long.  And Natasha was great, of course.

A:  Of course.

C:  But i also really liked Agent Hill.  What i would like is all the fic about Agent Hill driving all the cars.

A:  [laughs]  Okay.  Now i’m just thinking about all the people from the  comics i’d rather see in a film.

C:  Explain!

A:  I’d rather see Hercules.

C:  Ooh, okay, but only if he’s played by Hercules.

A:  Played by Herc…  Oh!  You mean Kevin Sorbo??  Okay, yeah, he could probably pull off a Marvel Hercules.

C:  I’d watch another “Avengers” if there were a She-Hulk in it.

A:  Definitely needs more She-Hulk.

C:  Everything needs more She-Hulk.  Yeah.  I just really didn’t like this movie.  I’m glad we didn’t have to pay to watch it, but i’m sorry we wasted one of our free-rental punches at Scarecrow.

A:  But now you have participated in a cultural event.

C:  I just hope i still have some friends left after i post about it.

‘Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring’ (Jackson, Peter. 2001.)
chris. | 19 February 2012 | 5:24 pm | (consuming) 2012 | Only Pings

Our book group’s selection for february was Peter Jackson’s “The Fellowship of the Ring”, because why not?  We’re a Mythopoeic Society group, after all.

This marks only the 3rd time i’ve seen the movie.  We watched it once in the theater during its 1st run.  We watched it once at home after we bought the DVDs.  And i haven’t felt compelled to watch it since.

I have to say, i’m finding that i still don’t have much compulsion to re-watch these films.  Especially since “Fellowship” is the one i felt captured the world and story best — so if i’m not feeling compelled to re-watch this one over and over, then i sure as hell am not going to re-watch, say, “The Two Towers”1.  Tho’ admittedly this re-watch of “Fellowship” did make me want to run home and re-watch a few key scenes from the other 2 films, mostly Eowyn’s scenes.

The few things that struck me during this re-watch:

acting:  Ian McKellen and Sean Bean really are great.  Boromir got few lines, but Bean chewed the hell out of each and every one.  I could take or leave most everyone else, honestly.  Elijah Wood still irritated me, because i don’t remember Frodo being so emo in the books.  I got pretty tired of all the deep, soulful shots of Wood’s blue eyes.  And Orlando Bloom, sheesh, no wonder you don’t have much of a career.  You rely way too much on the “smell a fart”2 technique with your Legolas.  Still look pretty!  I’ll give you that.

I remain delighted that McKellen’s Gandalf reminds me keenly of Andy’s (infamous) Grandpa Kelly.

elves:  We concluded that Liv Tyler and Cate Blanchett were acceptable as elves, but every single male elf was a problem.  I’ve now apparently ruined things for more than one person in book group by shouting “Potato elf!!” when Haldir came on the screen.  Worse, i realized he looks like Lucius Malfoy’s younger brother.  And Hugo Weaving will never not be “Elrond, as played by Agent Smith”.

And now, some MST3K-style commentary….

me (when Gandalf goes to see Saruman:  “If your old friend is suddenly played by Christopher Lee, be worried.”
Andy:  “They should have used Christopher Walken.  More ambiguous.”

me (when we reach the Prancing Pony):  “Ooh, we’re just about to meet Han Solo!!”  Then i realized that Merry and Pippin are basically the C3PO and R2D2 of “The Lord of the Rings”, and i had to force myself to stop drawing parallels.  Tho’ Wood’s Frodo is nearly as whiny as “SW: A New Hope” Luke Skywalker, amirite??

Boromir (handling Narsil in Rivendell):  “It’s still sharp, after all these years!”
me:  “What does he think the Elves have been doing with it, peeling potatoes??”
everyone else:  “Yeah, they’re not Hobbits!”

me:  “Geez, Boromir takes longer to kill than Hamlet.”

Anyhoo.  I cared less for concerns over whether this was a decent adaptation or not, i just wanted to come home and start re-reading the books3.  I also realized, especially upon listening to the soundtrack again at home, that the films and the music are more important, to me, for the role they fill during a certain time of my life than for any cultural/literary significance.  Peter Jackson, i guess i’m glad you made these movies, but i love their impact and the meta around them more than i love your films.

“Still not king yet.”

  1. Let’s all scream “Elves at Helm’s Deep?!?!?!” together now. []
  2. Yes, i just made a “Friends” reference. []
  3. But i didn’t.  They should be read in may. []
‘The Big Sleep’ (Hawks, Howard. 1946.)
chris. | 24 January 2012 | 11:22 pm | (consuming) 2012 | 4 Comments

me:  “This plot isn’t making any sense at all!!”

Andy:  “That’s Chandler for ya.”

Conclusion?  Don’t watch a Chandler story with a Hammett fan.

Other notes:  Andy ultimately concluded that the film made more sense than the novel (which amused me, because Faulkner was a co-script-writer, and when has Faulkner been known for being less complex??).  It’s hilarious how often Marlowe gets an assist from a pretty, flirty lady (me to Andy: “It’s a story about a man with a super power.  His super power is that he’s Humphrey Bogart.”1).  Lauren Bacall is an incredibly sexy woman.

  1. [personal profile] raanve knows what i’m talking about here. []
‘Snatch’ (Ritchie, Guy. 2000.)
chris. | 8 January 2012 | 10:27 pm | (consuming) 2012, (deconstructing) class(ism) | Only Pings

Needing something to watch that wouldn’t over-tax our brains with new stimulus, we opted for a re-watch.  Since apparently i make Andy re-watch Miyazaki movies a bit, ummm, often1, we pulled out “Snatch”.

I think this is the last time i’ll be watching “Snatch”.  Sure, it’s witty, fast-paced, nicely-plotted.  But, (a) i am always uncomfortable with the ending, where the 3 black men are left holding the bag body while 2 white men cruise right on by with both the dog and the diamond.  And (b) i really rather suspect that Ritchie’s depiction of pikeys is horrible.  If anyone has suggestions for interesting, respectful reading/viewing i should check out about Travellers/non-Roma gypsies/&c., please mention it in comments.

  1. Whatever. []
‘General Orders No. 9′ (Persons, Robert. 2010.)
chris. | 2 December 2011 | 2:19 pm | (consuming) 2011 | 3 Comments

I watched General Orders No. 9 when it played at the Grand Illusion Cinema about 2 weeks ago.  I love documentaries — and especially documentaries that do something a little more than just the standard talking heads montage — so naturally i was intrigued by the capsule summary:

Awarded for its visionary cinematography, General Orders No. 9 breaks from the constraints of the documentary form as it contemplates the signs of loss and change in the American South. The stunning culmination of over eleven years’ work from first time writer-director Robert Persons, General Orders No. 9 marries experimental filmmaking with an accessible, naturalist sensibility to tell the epic story of the clash between nature and man’s progress, and reaches a bittersweet reconciliation all its own.

So for one thing, there was the promise that the film would “break from the constraints of the documentary form”, and for another “stunning”, “visionary cinematography” — i do love me a pretty movie.  And all to “contemplate the signs of loss and change in the American South”??  Sounded fascinating.

And i suppose it was, since i’m still picking at it.  Just last night, in fact, the thursday night projectionist and i got to talking about it again.  I’m especially interested in stories of place, and the projectionist spent many summers in the South during his childhood.  We are clearly walking targets for this movie!

Yet it somewhat missed its mark.

What i enjoyed about the film was its poetic narration (delivered in the absolutely perfect voice of William Davidson) married with the, indeed, stunning cinematography.  The (gorgeous) images were largely of the rural south.  And that was fascinating, lovely, contemplative, and thought-provoking!  I liked it precisely because, As Brian Miller wrote in his Seattle Weekly review:

Sometimes a documentary can be too clear—too many experts, too many graphics, too many pins in the butterfly.

Around the 2/3rd mark, however, the film shifted into a screed on cities, the emptiness of cities, and what this might mean as an evolutionary direction for the human race.  It seems to me that such a sharp transition from a loving ode to the pastoral into a harsh, cynical observation on the urban is really only going to appeal to someone who’s already decided that they hate cities and what they mean for humans.  Even tho’ i grew up rural, i still see many positives about cities — i live in Seattle now, after all.  I neither hate nor love either rural or urban in absolute terms.

Ultimately, i found myself entirely agreeing with Charles Mudede’s review in The Stranger:

The first 45 minutes of this film are amazing.  The last 30 minutes of it are only good.  What makes the first 45 minutes amazing are three things: one, the cinematography (which is by the director, Robert Persons); two, the music (ambient, soulful folk, choral); three, the absence of humans (we only see natural and human objects/spaces).  This first part of the film is set in and around a small town that has a courthouse at its center and is itself the center of a county.  We see the cars of a train drifting past a graveyard, a graveyard beneath a water tower, the ruins of a church, white flowers in a damp forest, a fire in a dark forest, a snake in the night, a canoe drifting down a shallow river.  The beauty of these moments will break your heart.  However, the next part of the film will have no dramatic effect on your heart because it’s all caught up in a didactic dialect between the purity of the rural and the impurity of the urban.  There was no real need to make this point.  The rural moments say everything that needs to be said.  Altogether, this is a film you must not miss.

Yes, the 1st part of the film is perfect.  The 2nd part of the film is off-putting.  But overall?  Watch it if you get the chance.  My only regret is that i couldn’t experience this film with [personal profile] raanve.  I think she’d have some really interesting observations and interpretations.

One thing made me angry at the film, which is that despite its oft-repeated “chorus”, if you will, — “Deer track becomes Indian track becomes county road” — the film focuses only on what evolution in the South means for modern (white) Southerners.  No reflection on how the transformation of the landscape might affect the local fauna.  And certainly no exploration whatsoever of how white incursion might have affected the local indigenous populations, or how the current shifting from rural to urban might affect modern Native Americans.

One thing did baffle me about the film, and that was the seeming absence of references to the Civil War.  The narrative, such as there was one, seemed to start in the middle of nowhere, time-wise, and proceed from there.  I would have expected the Civil War to be the starting point, or to at least be addressed in some way.

Ahhh, foolish Northern me.  A quick search of Wikipedia once i got home revealed that the entire film was wrapped in a Civil War mentality: the title itself is taken from General Lee’s farewell address.  I’m still trying to parse exactly why the film takes its name from Lee’s farewell, but now i know exactly where the Civil War is in this discourse.

Edited to add.  Actually, there was one other thing that baffled me, and that was the poster the GI had for the film:

'General Orders No. 9' movie poster (image of a black rabbit smoking a pipe)

If you click on the image, you can see a larger version — black image of a fluffy bunny smoking a pipe (bunny may have its arms crossed — hard to tell).  There was no rabbit anywhere in the film, that i recall, but i suppose it could have popped up on the screen during one of the brief times i needed to step into the cinema’s lobby.  The poster itself does not explain the significance of the rabbit.  It wasn’t until i got home and looked at the film’s website that i saw the tagline: “One last trip down the rabbit hole before it’s paved over.”

This all just adds more layers and more bafflements to an already layered, baffling experience.

Clearly this is a film that not only lends itself to repeated viewings but fair demands it.  I’m already thinking i’ll have to rent it so i can watch it again with an eye specifically looking out for all the layers and elements and references that need to be untangled.

the sad state of the latter Zatoichi movies
chris. | 23 August 2011 | 9:55 am | (consuming) 2011 | Only Pings

We are down to just 1 single original Zatoichi movie left to watch.

THANK GOD.  Starting around #14 the movies hit a bad patch.  #14 was poor quality.  #16 was in-your-face bad.  Numbers 17 thru’ 21 were also outright bad in various ways — including, most sadly, “Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo” (#20), which i had remembered fondly, to my sorrow.  #21 was so bad i nearly turned it off before we even got half-way in, but i persevered on into #22, which was a surprising bright spot.  #23 continued that “sudden uptick in quality” trend, so we tried #24 last night.

Well, as Andy said after we turned off #24 last night, “Zatoichi, what did i ever do to you???”  Good gracious, was that movie awful.  There were approximately 3 movies going on in it, only 1 of which involved Zatoichi, and even IT wasn’t really a “Zatoichi” movie.

And now we’re trapped in our own schema and have to watch #25.  Because if we’re going to watch and critique this movie series, damn if we aren’t going to do it up properly.  If only we’d turned off #21 when my instinct told me to!  I could have lived with getting really really close to finishing without actually finishing.  But neither Andy nor i can give up when we’re just 1 movie away from finishing the original series.

Pretty sure we have agreed, however, to skip the TV shows.  And whether we watch the 1989 movie may depend on how #25 goes.  I think we do have a date, however, to watch the 2003 “Zatoichi” remake.

Am actually a little happy now that the set of “Zatoichi” movies we picked up the other year was not a complete set of “Zatoichi” movies.  Never been so happy for IP rights issues preventing me from getting at content.  Yeesh.

We are still planning to do a zine about the “Zatoichi” movies, which you all better fucking buy, because Andy feels it’s his duty to warn people.


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