Dramatis personae

Spouse A

That’s me — Chris.

Spouse 1

That’s Andy. He likes gin, Vespa scooters, and Dumas’s The Count of Monte Cristo. Also, he cooks.

Fergus (2005–2022)

A cat.

Fergus passed away on May 22*, 2022, at the ripe old age of 17. He was a little shithead and definitely a weirdo, but he was also A Character and so very interesting, and obviously fond of us despite his best efforts. He is sorely missed.

* (Also Andy’s birthday, which he assumes is Fergus being a dick to him One Last Time.)

A small grey-and-white tuxedo cat lounges in a two-tone brown heated bed.